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Little Women

It could be selective memory. I don’t know. But I’m not that old…I’m not that prudish. I’m just fed up with school girls wearing outfits that I’d have to think twice about wearing to the nightclub. Makes me wanna pull out the sewing machine and send my own girl to school in some momma-made clothes. This situation is getting on my last nerve. It’s a crisis to mothers everywhere…at least it ought to be.